Meet the parents jinxy quotes on friendship

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meet the parents jinxy quotes on friendship

"Greg Focker: Don't worry about your little covert op, I'll keep it on the low down. Jack Byrnes: [Before Greg has a chance to respond] Greg's Jewish. Greg Focker: Gaylord is my legal name. Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) is the fool in love in Meet the Parents. Just as he's about . I saw little Jinxy in there last night and he took a squatted relieved himself. Meet the Fockers is a comedy film and a sequel to Meet the Parents starring Robert De Niro, Jack Byrnes: Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training.

These setbacks are disastrous for his development. The child is adorable, but you're not raising Little Buddha over here. What are you saying? I'm saying that I have seen that kid eat at least 15 boogers since he's been here. And I've got news for you, Jack. Prodigies don't eat their own boogers.

And I have news for you.

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Prodigies don't come in 10th place every time either. It's just that I've never seen people celebrate mediocrity the way you do. Because we love our son? We hug our son? Let's get down to it. The truth is, you're so concerned about that Little Jack, but I think that it's the Little Jack in you that is crying out for a hug. The Little Jack in me? Jack, you have issues.

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I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed? My guess is no.

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Would you spare my the drugstore psychology? I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, I came back in, he let himself out of the playpen, he put on Scarface, and he glued his hands to the rum bottle. I am, uh, about to set sail on my ship She's hot - check out those boobs. I just wanna lather 'em up with soap and I could take a vacation in there. Gosh, sorry for you being perfect! And there's another wonderful lady in the audience, my future mother-in-law Dina Byrnes!

You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'ma looking, and I'm-a LIKIN Come on, honey, that was in the past, so sit down. No, no, no, baby - I gotta get this off my chest.

We conceived a child. And his name is Jorge Villalobos. Come on up here, Jorge. This is the fruit of my loins. Search your feelings, Jorge.

meet the parents jinxy quotes on friendship

You know it to be true. You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage. Your name was Angela, the angel from heaven, but you were also an angel of God, and He needed you too.

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Selfishly I tried to keep you here But I couldn't save you, and I shall see your face It always gets me. So-So--So much love, yet also so much information. You're gonna have to check that.

meet the parents jinxy quotes on friendship

That bag won't fit. No, I'm not-- Hey. I'm not checking my bag, okay? There's no need to raise your voice, sir. I'm not raising my voice. This would be raising my voice to you, okay?

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I don't want to check my bag. By the way, your airline, you suck at checking bags. Because I already did that once, and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me.

I can assure you that your bag How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Are you physically gonna take my bag beneath the plane? Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it in there? Then shut your pie hole Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large, we-- Greg: Get your grubby little paws off of my bag, okay?

It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I want to blow up the plane. I wanna stow my bag according to your safety regulations.

If you would take a second All I wanna do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you!

meet the parents jinxy quotes on friendship

The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here now If you can get it from my kung fu grip, then you can have it. Otherwise, step off, bitch. Yeah, one of my favorites. Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh?